New Alphabet

A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won`t float. Age before beauty is what we once said, But let`s be a bit more realistic instead.

Now, the new alphabet.

A`s for arthritis;
B`s the bad back,
C`s the chest pains,
Perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can`t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which we`d rather not mention.

H High blood pressure-We`d rather it low;
I For incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won`t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L `s for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory; we forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don`t grow!

P for prescriptions. We have quite a few,
Just give us a pill and we`ll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that`s `dizzy,` you know.

W for worry, NOW what`s going `round?
X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year we are left here behind,
Z is for zest WE still have - in OUR minds.

We`ve survived all the symptoms, our body`s deployed, and
We`re keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed.

IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVE A GREAT DAY.
IF NOT, YOUR TURN WILL COME!